Top 10 Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

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10. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

9. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

8. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

7. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

6. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.

5. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

4. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

3. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!

2. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

1. I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

(via alison89)