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What they saying now :( :(?
“Jennifer Love Hewitt is a mediocre actress with large breasts and many ex-boyfriends.
Naturally, this makes her an expert on love and dating, as The Ghost Whisperer star will be penning an advice book called “The Day I Shot Cupid.”
Of the project, she says:
“Throughout my career, there has always been so much written about my love life. Some true, but mostly made up. I thought it was time to share the real story of what I’ve learned navigating the dating waters. Hopefully, in addition to having a good laugh, women reading this will learn from some of my hard lessons.”
Those hard lessons, which every woman out there can relate to, involve dumping Carson Daly via a radio show and having John Mayer write a song about her “wonderland” of a body. Tough times, indeed.”
and then these are parts of another article:
“Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy Continue to Make Us Nauseou”
“Seriously, Jamie, calm down. We’ve seen The Ghost Whisperer. It isn’t that good.”
GET A LIFE.
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