I got off the plane.

I got off the plane.
Rachel Green, 10x18 TOW The Last One (via fffriends)

The way I see it, I’ve got no house, no bodyguard, no movie, and I’m being stalked. Because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So now, starting now, I go where you go. That way, if someone wants to kill me, I’ll be with you, and since he really wants to kill you, he won’t kill me, he’ll kill you. Make sense?

The way I see it, I’ve got no house, no bodyguard, no movie, and I’m being stalked. Because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So now, starting now, I go where you go. That way, if someone wants to kill me, I’ll be with you, and since he really wants to kill you, he won’t kill me, he’ll kill you. Make sense?
Jennifer Jolie, Scream 3

Are you gonna come by and get all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?

Are you gonna come by and get all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?
Buffy (to Angel)

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
Unknown. (via cherrylolita) (via maximilianphoto) (via jessicaveronica)

i grew up with monica. if you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat!

i grew up with monica. if you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat!
ross geller (via fffriends)

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life :)

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life :)
(via thatsnotmynamex)

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.

“Random thought of the day” » DJ MURJ (via ems) (via devincastro) (via iwontwait) (via johncabrera)

THIS is what happens every time I watch Buffy with someone. I watched Chosen (7.22) with my husband last night, who hadn’t seen it before, and I was constantly laughing too loud, looking for his reactions etc. I’m sure it wasn’t annoying at all, haha!

(via fuckyeahbuffy)

welcome to cartman land…and the best thing is YOU CAN’T COME, especially Stan and Kyle

welcome to cartman land…and the best thing is YOU CAN’T COME, especially Stan and Kyle
South Park (via hiyajenny)

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning,
but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
Maria Robinson

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you’re looking down, you can’t see something that’s above you.

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you’re looking down, you can’t see something that’s above you.
C.S. Lewis

Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity… Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.

Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity… Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
Andrew Futral (via allisonweiss) (via americaneulogy)

When I’m drunk I like to cause mischief. I’ll steal props like the broomsticks from the ’Harry Potter’ set and bring them out to the pub for comedy value. It seems funny at the time. Trouble is I usually get too trashed to remember what happened the next day.

When I’m drunk I like to cause mischief. I’ll steal props like the broomsticks from the ’Harry Potter’ set and bring them out to the pub for comedy value. It seems funny at the time. Trouble is I usually get too trashed to remember what happened the next day.
Rupert Grint

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.
Mac MacGuff, Juno

Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes, you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you’ll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding, but there’s also that chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who’s been standing beside you all along.

Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes, you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you’ll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding, but there’s also that chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who’s been standing beside you all along.
Bride Wars

You’ve always been just like a brother to me… Which is weird, I know, because we slept together, but, well you know.

You’ve always been just like a brother to me… Which is weird, I know, because we slept together, but, well you know.
Roz Doyle

I know! I know! I know! Monica, you asked the question.

I know! I know! I know!
Monica, you asked the question.
the one with ross’s sandwich

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. (via ibreakcastles) (via heartswonfrancheska)

Yeah I got you! I got you on camera! You on candid camera now! You ain’t know ‘dat!

Yeah I got you! I got you on camera! You on candid camera now! You ain’t know ‘dat!

Scary Movie

haha :D

I don’t want to survive, I want to live!

I don’t want to survive, I want to live!
WALL-E (via julie911) (via quote-book)

I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. Now, I’m not gonna do that because we’ve already paid the DJ, but don’t think I’m not taking this book seriously.

I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. Now, I’m not gonna do that because we’ve already paid the DJ, but don’t think I’m not taking this book seriously.
Mean Girls